Rants.

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It's RANTING with me!
Peter Chao style.

Number 1.
Why is the Twilight Saga full of Nonsense?! It's nonsense. If you heard talk bout' this rant. You might wanna listen to me again.
What kind of Vampires SPARKLE under the SUN?! Twilight Vampires with no fangs.
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle! They burn under the sun! B*tch!
What kind of Werewolves turns themselves into lil' Wolfs?
Werewolves turn hairy and big sized! Stephanie Meyer is total nonsense!

Number 2.
In 2012, the white guy should die! No, all the white people and asian people should die. It's a f***ing apocalypse! The most ridiculous part is Cape Of Good Hope didn't get screwd by the apocalypse! You see, in the last part, they come the Cape of Good Hope. It didn't even get damaged!

Number 3.
Rants about internet comedians.
Ryan Higa, upgrade your jokes! It's not funny anymore! I watch more Peter Chao vids than yours now!
Fred, go home. Don't make videos anymore! The reason people are watching your videos are because of your horrible voice!
KevJumba, you're very funny. But I'm gonna let you finish making people laugh but Peter Chao is the most 'chinese' guy of all time! OF ALL TIME!
H.I.S.H.E, you suck a lot! H.I.S.H.E stands for How It Should Have Ended. You said it yourself! But your vids are all bout' movie parodies!

I done ranting right now. Join my fan club on Facebook. Real Vampires Don't Sparkle.
Till then, Chao Outside Motherf*cker!